Random: Random fun and jokes [!OT]

[Xellos]

Depends on how large their wang is.

[mrwiseman]

IRT Raij: LOL, it's a 4chan thing; for some reason the board is programmed to replace any instances of "Mordor" by "a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway".

[Xhell]

IRT Wiseman: hahahaha, how.........amusing.

yeah i second your question. Mordor, the gateway into the evil realm of Sauron where there exist countless orks and others such...things, and a woman's lower vanugian furrow.....what is there in common???

[squirrelboy]

i take it there are no female members of the board, huh?

now, for the shortest joke in the world:
-a baby seal walks into a club

....ZING!!! (get it?)

[mrwiseman]

At the moment there are two female members, Beat-chan (justwildbeat) and Sizer-chan (PhoenixKingSizer)

[One Classy Bloke]

If you try to post Mordor on 4chan, it turns into "a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway". It's the word filter.

[mrwiseman]

Yeah, only instead of gayifying words, it swears more than the original. I wonder why Mordor of all words.

[One Classy Bloke]

There was a flood of photo edits with the line "One does not simply [insert humourous action here] into Mordor". A mod became angry and changed the word filter.

Same thing happened with "teh rei". Try posting it. I also think some word is turned into "Zadoz says" too.

[Aernatus]

Same with Source. Sauce plz!